“Return to Sender”
by Ginny Pospisil
OK true story…not sure who it is more embarrassing for though…my family are responsible dog owners. We clean up after our pets, but some people carelessly let their dogs roam the neighborhood. The neighbor’s dog came in our yard and did his business as my grandmother was sitting on the porch. After he finished doing the ‘doo’, grandma got a shovel, scooped it up, walked over to the neighbor’s house and knocked on the door. When the man answered the door, grandma said, “I have something here that I that belongs to you.” With that said, she dropped it on the ‘Welcome’ mat and strolled calmly back home!